FrankTrollman wrote:There is no spell that Harry Potter knows or can learn that will cause a fiery explosion that clears a room full of orcs. That is simply not on Harry's spell list.



You make a good point, but you picked a really shitty example.
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FrankTrollman wrote:There is no spell that Harry Potter knows or can learn that will cause a fiery explosion that clears a room full of orcs. That is simply not on Harry's spell list.



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I haven't seen the curious case of merlin button. But, you implied that time travel was impossible to potter. In that universe backwards travel is definitely possible.Kaelik wrote:That is not "travelling backward through time."
Fuck do all you harry potter nerds who remember an obscure item from book 3 and the one time Harry ever used it not know who Merlin is?
Like, the "Meetings are sorrowful but Partings are joyous." Merlin.
The guy who literally lives in a backwards direction such that he begins his life as an old man and ends it as a baby? It is pretty fucking unique, and I'm willing to bet not duplicated by Harry Potter or Lina Inverse.
No I fucking didn't you fucking idiot. Your stupidity and ignorance does not magically transform what I actually said into what you thought I said. I still said what I actually said, and you are still an idiot and wrong.AndreiChekov wrote:I haven't seen the curious case of merlin button. But, you implied that time travel was impossible to potter. In that universe backwards travel is definitely possible.
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Not really, no. People in Harry Potterverse can make things explode, but they make like the sidecar of a motorcycle explode. They are small things. An Expulso spell is basically a single target attack that does some damage on a miss. They can also create fire. But it's actually slow and shitty fire. Incendio requires several castings and several minutes to get a good enough fire going to burn down a hut. It's basically offensively useless. Fiendfyre is powerful enough to kill a dude, but it actually summons a creature made out of fire that while tough enough to kill a dude is also slow enough for a child to get away from on foot.You make a good point, but you picked a really shitty example.
You genuinely don't. Priests of St. Cuthbert can and should just be Paladins. There is absolutely no thematic difference from the heavy armor wearing, weapon focused, healing and protection casting, undead hating, servants of righteousness that are Priests of St. Cuthbert and generic Paladins.Tussock wrote:To be blunt though, you still needs a Cleric class, for the Chosen of Cuthbert.
As shown above, The harry potter universe does have explosions of fire. So you're wrong about that.FrankTrollman wrote: Merlin specializes in divination and healing, while Lina and Harry have almost no talent in that area. Indeed, in Lina's universe those things are specifically called out as Astral Magic and White Magic respectively, and Lina Inverse is a Black Sorceress. Those spells specifically exist in Lina Inverse's universe, and they are specifically not on her fucking spell list.
Lina Inverse specializes in throwing around giant arrows and spheres of fire and ice. Those spells do not exist in Merlin's or Harry's idiom. At all. There is no spell that Harry Potter knows or can learn that will cause a fiery explosion that clears a room full of orcs. That is simply not on Harry's spell list.
God damn you're an idiot. Look, Gandalf doesn't cast a lot of spells. But spells that he does cast mostly do have equivalents in the Slayers universe. And you know what? They are generally Astral spells. They are, in universe not on Lina's fucking list. There are spells equivalent to the Light of Anor the Lina knows about in-character, and she can't fucking cast them because in-universe there are multiple spell lists and she doesn't have access to the spell list those spells are on.Cyberzombie wrote:When you use a class system, you are taking a lot of different character concepts and trying to put them in classes. I'm aware that Lina casts different spells from Gandalf, but that's also true of two separate 6th level sorcerers who both may not share any spells in common as well.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
No Harry and Lina are not Benjamin Buttons. your wording is throwing people off, as Merlin is not "traveling backwards through time", but growing backwards like Mork from Ork.Kaelik wrote:Fuck do all you harry potter nerds who remember an obscure item from book 3 and the one time Harry ever used it not know who Merlin is?
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Gandalf and the other wizards are Maiar. So are balrogs and Sauron for that matter. In D&D terms they're a bit like demigods, while Valar are deities and Eru is the overdeity. However, each of these has their own will, goals, and desires - the Maiar are as much a part of Eru as your children are a part of you. In both cases they are related and may share goals, but are not the same entity.shadzar wrote:the more i think of him i wouldn't even call Gandalf an entity but rather a part of "God" that he separated to do some specific tasks. dont recall much about his race except that the 5 were sent to Middle Earth to do some things to promote the wanted path for the world. I would consider them all: Gandalf, Radaghast, Sarumon, the two blues, as avatars of Ao or something similar in D&D terms. "Wizard" is jsut the name the people gave to him.
or you could view them as Zeus, Posiden, and Hades were to Cronos..
Since Slayers! is being mentioned on this thread all the time, the correct being you want to compare Gandalf to is Xellos. Both are high HD outsiders that pretend to be low level helpful guys because the DM in their campaigns is an asshole like that.Prak_Anima wrote:Also, Gandalf isn't a fucking spellcaster. Sure, he's a "Wizard" in his universe, but all of his magic comes from basically being a celestial. Gandalf is seriously better represented by writing up a race, or using Tome of Fiends.
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I'm not so sure about that actually. Lina's world has shamanism, black magic and white magic. But there's a lot of crossover between those. Let me remind you that Sylphiel, a white mage with no offensive abilities, managed to cast a dragon slave. This seems to suggest that the Slayers types of magic would be schools of magic in D&D terms as opposed to separate class spell lists.FrankTrollman wrote: Lina Inverse comes from a universe where there are, explicitly, multiple classes of spellcaster. So we know, for a fact, that Lina Inverse would not be able to cast the spells that Gandalf casts. And by extension we know that Gandalf would not be able to cast the spells that Lina casts, even if their settings were merged.
Sylphiel is specifically unable to use Black Magic except for Dragon Slave. There's a whole piece in-character about how she can't cast spells off the Black Magic list, but that she underwent special training to be able to cast one spell off the Black Magic List even though it's out-of-class for her. And that she chose to do Dragon Slave because it's obviously better than other Black Magic spells and her player is a min/maxxer.Cyberzombie wrote:I'm not so sure about that actually. Lina's world has shamanism, black magic and white magic. But there's a lot of crossover between those. Let me remind you that Sylphiel, a white mage with no offensive abilities, managed to cast a dragon slave. This seems to suggest that the Slayers types of magic would be schools of magic in D&D terms as opposed to separate class spell lists.FrankTrollman wrote: Lina Inverse comes from a universe where there are, explicitly, multiple classes of spellcaster. So we know, for a fact, that Lina Inverse would not be able to cast the spells that Gandalf casts. And by extension we know that Gandalf would not be able to cast the spells that Lina casts, even if their settings were merged.
Only later she actually does learn other black magic spells too. Sylphiel is pretty much the sorcerer who took all white magic stuff, or the wizard who has only white magic stuff in her spellbook, and then at 17th level decides to pick up meteor swarm. It's certainly not a white mage 16 / black mage 1.FrankTrollman wrote: Sylphiel is specifically unable to use Black Magic except for Dragon Slave. There's a whole piece in-character about how she can't cast spells off the Black Magic list, but that she underwent special training to be able to cast one spell off the Black Magic List even though it's out-of-class for her. And that she chose to do Dragon Slave because it's obviously better than other Black Magic spells and her player is a min/maxxer.
Dipping between spell lists isn't some fringe special ability that only Sylphiel has. Everyone does. Amelia, a white mage, casts the Ra Tilt (a shamanist spell). Lina also has spells from the other schools as well. And you could maybe attribute that to multiclassing, only the cross-list spells aren't minor ones, but are rather the Ra Tilt and the Dragon slave, the most powerful spells of their particular schools.Seriously. There is a literal in-character description of how Syphiel's character class doesn't get Black Magic spells on their spell list, but that she spent a feat on being able to Cross-Class Dragon Slave.
There actually was a Slayers RPG for the SNES. It didn't get a release in English-speaking countries, and IIRC it was basically "standard jRPG engine" - you just get spells on level-up with each character having their own known spells list, it's simple "This costs X Mana out of your total of Y which recharges via items or resting". And each character has a Limit Break. Stupidly, Gourry's Sword of Light limit break auto-kills everything except boss monsters (which receive zero damage). As opposed to the anime, where he basically only uses it on boss monsters (and Ghost Type PokemonIncorporeal Outsiders/Undead).FrankTrollman wrote: But it would be kind of elegant to do as a computer game. Casting times on high level spells drop automatically as your mana investment rate goes up, and so on.
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The official d20 version is kind of weird. It has Fortitude-based Drain and skill-based casting. I'm not sure that's any better than spell points. There are four types of magic (one being 'Common' spells that even Fighting Mens can learn). All of the game's casting PrCs, which seem to be the 'actual' spellcasting classes of the game, get access to all spells, but focus on one school, taking an extra spell slot to learn off-class spells. The game was written by Guardians of Order, but I have no idea how much of any of it is inspired by BESM.FrankTrollman wrote:Slayers is extremely specific about how the game system they are playing in works. And it would be a fucking nightmare to play table top. The deal killer for me is all the fucking mana accounting. You have a rate of mana recharge and a maximum mana storage and a rate you can spend mana and you can cast spells and use items that trade these numbers back and forth. And oh my fucking goodness that would be an accounting nightmare. But it would be kind of elegant to do as a computer game. Casting times on high level spells drop automatically as your mana investment rate goes up, and so on.
So 3.x psionic power points in effect?FrankTrollman wrote:Slayers is extremely specific about how the game system they are playing in works. And it would be a fucking nightmare to play table top. The deal killer for me is all the fucking mana accounting. You have a rate of mana recharge and a maximum mana storage and a rate you can spend mana and you can cast spells and use items that trade these numbers back and forth. And oh my fucking goodness that would be an accounting nightmare. But it would be kind of elegant to do as a computer game. Casting times on high level spells drop automatically as your mana investment rate goes up, and so on.
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Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Well, he does cast spells. That makes him a spellcaster. He's an outsider spellcaster who has pimp gear. Incidentally the Balrog is also a spellcasting outsider.Prak_Anima wrote:Also, Gandalf isn't a fucking spellcaster. Sure, he's a "Wizard" in his universe, but all of his magic comes from basically being a celestial. Gandalf is seriously better represented by writing up a race, or using Tome of Fiends.
Gandalf and the Balrog have a kind of Unbarring Ways duel that ends with them blowing up the heavy doors.Fellowship of the Ring wrote: What happened away up there at the door? he asked. Did you meet the beater of the drums?
I do not know, answered Gandalf. But I found myself suddenly faced by something that I have not met before. I could think of nothing to do but to try and put a shutting-spell on the door. I know many; but to do things of that kind rightly requires time, and even then the door can be broken by strength. As I stood there I could hear orc-voices on the other side: at any moment I thought they would burst it open. I could not hear what was said; they seemed to be talking in their own hideous language. All I caught was ghash; that is fire". Then something came into the chamber. I felt it through the door, and the orcs themselves were afraid and fell silent. It laid hold of the iron ring, and then it perceived me and my spell. What it was I cannot guess, but I have never felt such a challenge. The counter-spell was terrible. It nearly broke me. For an instant the door left my control and began to open! I had to speak a word of Command. That proved too great a strain. The door burst in pieces.

Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Count Arioch the 28th wrote:There is NOTHING better than lesbians. Lesbians make everything better.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Swordslinger wrote:Or fuck it... I'm just going to get weapon specialization in my cock and whip people to death with it. Given all the enemies are total pussies, it seems like the appropriate thing to do.
Lewis Black wrote:If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.